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35 years old
Detroit, Michigan
United States
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MY DETAILS
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MEMBER SINCE:
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10 Mar 2006, 8:31 pm |
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LAST LOGIN:
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07 Nov 2008, 8:40 am |
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Movies
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Office Space, Three Amigos, Space Balls, etc.
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Books
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Cookbooks. Real cookbooks. The ones that teach you to cook. If it says Emeril on the front, I want nothing to do with it.
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About Me
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential - very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
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Aviation Background
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I am the programmer for CombatAircraft.com. I built a few model aircraft (F-4, A-10, B-1) when I was a kid. I like military aircraft and things exploding in general. I've been a passenger of Northwes Airlines, et.al. That's pretty much it.
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Ratings & Endorsements / Hobbies
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Basically, I should have been a professional chef instead of a web developer. Missed the signs, majored in accounting. Now I ride in the desert on a horse with no name. Good times!
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MY FRIENDS
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Stewartfip has 8 friend(s)
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