There are near 50,000 chuck norris facts on the internet wondering what your favoriets are

 

mine are

 "chuck norris dosent mow his lawn he just dares it to grow"

 

and

 

"Chuck norris dosent read books he just stares them down till he gets the information" 

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State 99 on the short appraoch for 19

"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.

If you cant see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death."

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